STOP RIGHT THERE!
You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.
This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…
men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.
THE NOTES ON THIS
because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.”
so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on
WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT
This is literally me and my struggle!!!
I wear between a size 3 to 9. And none of the pants fit right regardless of size
Gap/Old Navy loves to oversize things to make you feel smaller than you are so you buy their shit
I swear I wear an 18 in Old Navy’s womens plus jeans… But I get em, they’re HUGE in the waist but fit perfect in the thigh area… But if I get 16 (one size down) they’re squeezing the life out of my stomach, but look GREAT on the thigh and ass area. OK old navy get it together
"Please stop selling shirts carelessly" wtf are they supposed to interview the people buying them like what does this dude want
"She smiled and laughed long enough to make you go away"
In high school I wouldn’t wear band shirts in public because men would stop me on the street and ridicule me for not knowing a certain obscure song by the band or fact about one of the members, like what the actual fuck.
tiny disgusting little man harasses woman he doesn’t know and attempts to shame her for wearing a shirt
I used to wear t-shirts from the band “Slayer” and like these weird dudes would come up to me all the time and would be like “Slayer!! Woo!” and want to talk to me about “Slayer”, and I’m like “I’ve never even heard one song by Slayer, I just like the shirt.” and then they like get this weird confused look on their face and are like “You should listen to Slayer bro! Woo! Slayer.” and now I don’t even wear my Slayer shirts anymore.